Wednesday, February 28, 2007

FORETELLING


the future is only the recycled pieces of your past.

Presents!!
I am currently experiencing a renewed obsession with mash-ups! Here are a few of my new favorites, some classics and a few random tracks I found hiding in the cd collection, all zipped up and ready to play.

* bonus - there is some wee album art for your itunes or cd cover pleasure. most of these tracks have been renamed by yours truly.

UPDATE - two, two, two cds in one!(basically you get everything twice), however the source file has only one copy. ugg. technology.

WEE NEEDS

How do we live without these things?! Marie - Louise Gustafsson has cornered the market on comical, functional, modernist design for the home and workspace. I need, need, need the chair!


fun mops!


the slacker chair


the most functional desk for a temperamental designer

TICKET TO RIDE

Last night I had a dream that I was back in San Francisco hailing a cab. Imagine my surprise to find this dude driving and rockin' out to the Immi track, "Glittering Clouds". I do believe I woke up with a smile plastered on my face.


I will totally take that trip!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

WHY I LOVE LA

You never know what you will encounter when you step out your front door. Today I saw:

1. a lone tire rolling down the street, unaccompanied by a car, complete with wheel
2. a homeless man trying to walk through the drive-thru
3. a photo shoot for Sean John/Roca Wear-esque fashions, with enough bling to blind drivers

I love life in this city!

LITTLE CHARM

That’s odd, she thought.

In the rearview mirror is the same car as when she pulled out of the Piggly Wiggly parking lot. She contemplates picking up the cell phone in her purse and calling someone but fishes out a Marlboro Ultra Light instead. With her thumb she presses in the car’s lighter and increases the volume of the radio.

A slight cough escapes her lips and she glances again at the mirror. Still there. Click. The lighter pops out and she pulls it close to the end of the cigarette. She considers that she should quit, for what must be the hundredth time today. Oops. It’s already lit, so she shrugs and puffs away. With her left hand she cranks down the window to let the smoke out.

The black mustang rolls along behind her and makes no attempt to disguise that it’s a tail.

She smokes and sings along to Frank Sinatra. Left. Then right. Left again, down the long street that leads to her apartment. It’s nothing special. Just a post war building with little charm, save for the bright and cheery azaleas out front. She pulls into the drive and shuts down the engine. Purse, bag from the grocery, and keys, she takes inventory as she bumps the door closed with a free hip.

The black mustang pulls to the curb and grows quiet. A door opens and shuts.

On the porch she fishes out the house key and pushes on the front door. Inside she puts down the groceries and drops the keys into a dish in the hall. She turns around and finds the man from the black mustang standing inside with her.

“Oh,” is all she says.

* from: "Seventeen scenes from everyday life. And some that are not", a collection of my short stories.

PLANNED OVERAGES?

I am not sure how I feel about corp. partnerships in general, but I have to say, this one makes me smile (and giggle a little). I have no idea how Sprint is getting away with a Planned Parenthood hook-up, but good for them! You can track the buzz at de feed.

My only question is this: what kind of financial trouble do you have to be in to use birth control to sell cell phones? Because I cannot believe that Sprint actually wants to promote a better, more responsible future. Although they were the first to bring back nights and weekends starting at 7pm...

* this wee promotion is strangely missing from the Sprint site. gee really?

WEE FISHIN'


sometimes it's driving right in front of you...

Monday, February 26, 2007

IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT

A bevy of ridiculous photographs found their way onto my camera. So of course I must share!


what? it's under control!


um, who is responsible for this?


wine suddenly went awry...






shafty does not approve of our behavior

* bonus, guess what's in the trunk of my car? no, not the cat...

THIS IS OSCAR

Because I live in Los Angeles, I get to blog about the Oscars twice. I simply cannot get enough of Emily's dress and the Whitakers! Congratulations on making the Oscars into the classy affair it should be!


perfection


elegance personified


they compliment one another beautifully


I loved her dress too!

* love the way they seem to truly be partners

OSCAR MOMENTS

We attended a poshy party to celebrate all things Oscar and I was DP!
Best Persona - I loved Ellen as the host, and I loved her hair!
Best Word - Panoply
Best Moment - The look from Forest Whitaker's wife to him on stage.
Best Dress - Emily Blunt in Calvin Klein



made me cry!


isn't she lovely?


anyone else hear The Entourage Theme?


this was awesome!


reese just shines


wuh? did they call my name!? I was in the banos!!...

HAPPY KITTY vs. ANGRY KITTY




* nerd art

PLAY DATE

Moms invited me to see the David Mamet play, Speed the Plow, at the newly renovated Geffen Playhouse. Sweet!

This production ended strongly but opened slow. A bit over written and thus over acted, but still very enjoyable. I found myself contemplating the underlying message (or overlying) during the third act and laughing while tearing up.

The message: When do you become more than your word, more than your friendships and how do you choose to act on this power?

The best lines:

"You can't erase Jesus!"
"You're a whore. You think 'cause you use your legs, you're a Ballerina?"
"I wanted to do good and became foolish."



mom and me. why do I look naked?


the feel good bonus - the house was full! yay LA art support!

OTHER EARLY MORNING LOVELINESS


peeps and rika lynn!


her majesty


shaft...


miss josephine baker


nicadimus!

* finn chose to be camera shy. sigh, of course she did.

PINK PINK PINK

You know it's going to be a mucho bueno day when you wake up to these guys!




* was it wrong to want a cocktail at 8:30am so I could sport one on my glass?

SUBURBAN ENDEAVORS

Tomorrow America loses another bathroom. It will be replaced of course by a shiny new model in the American way. It will be picked out at the Home Depot. Thus we ventured into, Suburbia. Oh my.


reinforced with swork and fugs (faux uggs) we head out.


dixie faces off with destiny


once inside I make art, d is left to find a potty by herself.


still making art...


is this the freeway home?


allergy attack!


we give up and go for pizza, beers and nascar. um, yeah we felt the suburban pull

Friday, February 23, 2007

AND SCENE

Final note on this week's FCF:

"Holy hole in a donut Batman! What did I get myself into!?" - from Megs

* thanks babe! miss you!!

FULL CHEESE FRIDAY

TRULY, TRULY...La Boum

a young Sophie Marceau, bad Franco-American Pop, it's High School French Class Perfection!

* I still know all the words by heart M. Henson!



FASHION DISASTERS IN WAITING


best left in africa


no joke, these are called Trimspa Blue. that was my reaction too.


SURE FIRE PARTY KILLER COCKTAIL

WINE SPARKLERS: Perk up your next warm-weather party the way its done in Austrian wine country: by mixing sparkling water or 7-Up with white wine. Served over ice with skewered grapes, it's bubbly refreshment at its best.

* Um, no.


THERE IS NO EXCUSE

People, you don't have to wear this ridiculous get up! If you did I never would have gone sky diving myself!


is B. Davis (grease monkey oil heir) trying to make me ill?


see!!!

ALL GOOD THINGS MUST END


over and over and over

Thursday, February 22, 2007

WET FUZZ


the look most Angelino's are sporting today

Rain? But we are in Los Angeles!? I know that everyone is as surprised as me to find Dallas Raines was on target with his forecast. Be safe in the traffic and if you are bound for LAX tonight, I think it is safe to assume there will be delays.

* thanks cuteoverload for the image!

I SPY

That's it. The wee blogger is quiting her job and going out into the world to make art and give social commentary. I love seeing how public artists arrest everyday, ordinary places. Spy indeed.




my favorite piece - a response to the Madrid Train Bombings