Friday, June 29, 2007

WOO WOO!! IT'S FCF!

To make up for recent absences, I give you, things that fall over. A lot.


fainting goats!


narcoleptic dog!

* Happy Friday Kids!

Friday, June 22, 2007

EAT AT JOE'S

Dinner with the Fam!

Quote of the night:
Dad - You've got crabs in your hood.
Son - That's what she said.
Mom - Blushes.
Sister - That's so getting blogged!







by george! there's a straw in that beer!




love, peace, crabs. yes it is usually in that order...
















most impressive when you realize a 4'11" tall woman put this away!

WIFELY DUTIES

Mission: To Bolster Dixie's Spirits

Step One - Throw Dix in car, drive to boardwalk.







Step Two - Chase nature. Snap photos.











Step Three - Invite James T to dinner. He was unresponsive...



Step Four - Poshy drinks at the waterfront Ritz-Carlton.

2 PHOTOGS 1 BAD PHOTO

Can two photographers take a bad shot together? The answer is a resounding yes!


so sorry c! thanks for the dinner brain pick session!!

to redeem myself I took this great shot of nothing...!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

LOVELY DAY, LOVELY DAY!!

Early in June, the event 13 years in the making finally happened! SRD got hitched! Whee!


grassy weddings require fabulous wedges!


my rockstar corsage (thee who does the flowers gets to showoff)!


it begins!


the lovely bridesmaids


congratulations!


spotted this delicate photo op seated right next to me


cake!


how cute is she! no idea who she is...


oops. I went boom. hard.


I really, really, love these shoes!!

TINY PINK FOOTIES!!

Spotted in Costco - Penelope's Tiny Pink Polka Dotted Feets!


how wee!

Monday, June 18, 2007

IT MUST BE MONDAY

9:25am stroll into office...

Sit at desk, fire up computer. Login. Check office email. Check personal email. Yipee! A blog comment from a stranger! Stare blankly at comment. Is that French? Am I stupid? Did my brain go on vacation after the copious amounts of alcohol consumed 2 nights in a row? Is that French?

Leave desk to find water - maybe that will help.

Return to desk. Water does not help. Is that French?

S comes to desk. "You speak Portuguese?"

Oy.

* for future Mondays and other translation needs, babel fish!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

FRIENDLIES ARE GOOD


sigh. life is good.

* from let's be friends

Thursday, June 14, 2007

OPEN CALL

This is the audience participation portion of the program:

Okay my peps! I need your tales of adolescent woe, graphic recountings of naughty catholic school pranks, the most embarrassingly endearing stories you've got. So hop to it - send in your best!


does your Grandma keep this guy on the mantle? I need to know!

COMING SOON TO A MAILBOX NEAR - ME!!

I recently met this little elephant and nearly stole him (he was too big for my purse)! But I said "No!" So I found him on e-bay, for 5 dollars! Whoo hoo!


I will soon have very happy plants...

I FOUND YOUR SKIVIES

You can fetch them at the corner of Olympic and Barrington (in front of the Arco Station).


in case it was unclear we left you a helping hand!

* Holy Fresh Prince of Bel Air! I believe that's a body suit!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

THE PRE 30 CHECKLIST

Whoa! I'm in People!


now I can check off, be in a national mag by the time I am 30!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

WEE MAIL!!

I love gmail - but I love wee mail even more!


poor unfortunate fork...

* yes, lunch soon m!

HAPPY MONDAY - ON TUESDAY!


everybody dance!!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

PRE WEDDING JITTERS

What if the LA Flower Mart is swallowed by a giant, freak sink hole?

Or maybe all the clients will panic and flee for the hills that grow graphic designers when my email auto responder, spits back the missive that for a whole 2 days the office is (gasp) closed!

An impromptu demonstration against the bonds of marriage closes Sunset Blvd at PCH, causing the worst traffic jam in Malibu history!

Help! I think I need a beer...

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

AHEM - TAKE NOTE!


exactly!!
* thank you passive-aggressive notes blog!

Monday, June 4, 2007

VICEROY PRE WEDDING FETE

Evidence that this actually happened...!


is everyone watching?


chug! chug!


pffft!


I love my drunky monkeys!

SHOPPING / SELF PORTRATIS '07

While shopping for an upcoming wedding (6 days...nothing like waiting until the last second) I took advice from the seminal movie Clueless, and shot a series of self portraits. BTW - great trick for dress buying!











* any guesses on which one came home avec moi?