HAPPY EFFING MONDAY KIDS!!
This is me. Right now.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
NEW OFFICE NICKNAME: BUNNY
In honor of the naming I present the best face time a bunny's ever gotten on the big screen. Also the kind of bunny I aim to be.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
HALT.
In EVERY dealership in Germany!! That's my girl! I think a trip may be in order, non?
oh officer, you need my number?
HOLY HOTNESS BATMAN
Guess who stars as Madame Motorcycle in the ads for VW's latest offering? None other than our Sparkles of course! The internet has this to say:
"Over cocktails and finger food that evening, we were given a sneak preview...which involved a hot female motorcycle cop pulling over a handsome Scirocco driver for a closer look at the car...Getting pulled over shouldn't be that difficult, particularly in crazy frog green, but the hotness of the garda involved is likely to be several notches below that of VW’s snugly attired ‘police officer’..."
take a good look - it's not here yet.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
CAPTURED
All over product design lately. Again this is not in production - grumbles.
what is this, you say?
a wine carafe of course!
cheers!
c/o FOUR/FIFTHS
THE DEVIL'S IN THE DETAILS. SO IS THE DRESS.
I am feeling fall! Heavier fabrics, pleats, folds - details and structure. And dresses, dresses, dresses! I am ready for tights and boots and heels with ankle straps and military inspired coats with shiny buttons and capes...breathe. Oh my.
* all fabulousness from BCBG Max Azria, and on my wish list!
CURRENT OBSESSION - BOWS!
A couple of years back I worked on Charlotte Brody's site design. I completely forgot all about her, until I worked with her programmer again recently. I adore most of her Fall '08 collection - but I really love this swingy, giant bow sporting coat! I kinda heart it in dress form too. Oh Char, why must your clothes be the kind only the Trumps can afford?
* Fall '08 Collection
OUCH-YMPICS
I dislocated my elbow in the second grade at Nomi Weiss Laxer's roller skating birthday party. This seems much worse than I remember...hang in there buddy!!
* Bejing Olympics, Weightlifting
Monday, August 11, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
300 - THE NEW NUMBER?
The dailymail (via buzzfeed) very nicely tells us 15+ partners makes you a tramp (and if they think I buy, that a French Supermodel only had 15, I'll eat my shoe for dinner). I am not a number based gal - as much as any single, disease free, and wants to stay that way, gal - can be (who sucks at balancing a checkbook), but go with me here:
Typical dating convention says 3 dates = sex.
Active Dater has 2 partners with 3+ dates per month
Hence: 2 x 12 = 24 partners per year
Active Dater for 10 years
Thus: 24 x 10 = 240 partners
So you do the math. Maybe I've got it all wrong. But between SATC (Miranda's List on that episode about Chlamydia was like 4 pages) and life in a big city, I don't think so. In just the decade of your 20's, that is 240. Most of us started nightime excursions before age 20 and (if I can use my bevy of gal friendlies), are getting hitched after 30.
Maybe 300 isn't so crazy after all.
* this blogger notes - that would be one hell of an active dater!
A MODEL WORLD
the original model for the park
including the wagon park, where you could ride on a Conestoga
yo yo, I got an E ticket!
the first Matterhorn uniform, complete with lederhosen
* Disneyland, CA
NOTHIN SAYS LOVIN'...
...like a bunny in the oven. Wait a minute. Kitchen, like a bunny in the kitchen. Whatever. I need this!!
the face I would make every time I used heem!
* c/o yanko
Monday, August 4, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
LIFE IN LA - POST EARTHQUAKE FUN
The following is from the Let's Drink (there was an entirely unrelated almost natural disaster) email chain:
Wee: ...'ll try him when I get myself a phone that fu*king works.
Dixie: Franks!
Hench Girl: LET'S GO DRINKING!!!!!!!!!! Natural disasters lead me to drink, what can I say?
WBH(wnm): D & I are good but the cat's started bouncing off the walls like a pinball machine played by Dolly Partons breasts which makes me want to have more earthquakes.
Damnit: Everything is cool here. My toothpaste fell over though. The song playing on my iTunes shuffle right now is "you shook me all night long" AC/DC :)
Oh babies! My love for you all is seismic.
COUCH SURFING
A drill for the BIG ONE.
LA had a good sized shaker this morning. It was a nice rolling motion that knocked out all the phones and lasted nearly a minute. I am going to call it a free foot massage and continue on with my day. Thanks all my lovelies for your texts and emails!!
xoxo, wee
Monday, July 28, 2008
I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!
NUT SACK ON NATIONAL TV!!
I have pondered this ad for a week or 2 now. In my brain I know that they must be saying NUT SNACK, but then again, the darn things come in bags so...maybe? Either way, people this is just wrong!
And very funny.
I googled the term (yes I googled "NUT SACK") to see if I was imagining this whole phenomenon, and (thankfully!) I am not. Other bloggers are all a-giggle over this, just like me. I have to say that even though I have just written that NUT SACK would be wrong, it would also be wickedly clever. I might even buy those nuts, and I don't like nuts.
* Update - I saw the ad again while writing this post and wouldn't you know, they have changed their tag line to something like, great natural snack. Not funny.
STREET MEAT BABY!
I was hesitant. I was leery. But hello, who can resist that wonderful aroma after many, many beers? I broke down and got mustard on my face. I was in heaven.
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scarf!
we were here
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