INBOX DELIGHTS OR WTF -- THE WEDDING EDITION

This was waiting in my inbox:

You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my perfect son the Doctor and some Cheap Two-Bit Tramp whose name escapes me right now. The biggest disaster in my family's history will take place at Saturday September 8th and no doubt end in divorce. Hopefully in time to be eligible for an annulment. The overwhelmingly, disappointing, heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner, where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy.



Cheers!

* thanks A!