THE PLIGHT OF A PENGUIN

Last week I returned to my desk and found a creature bound and gagged in my chair. Meet Henry. He was unceremoniously kidnapped from Marketing and stashed in Web Ops. Hmm. I am happy to report that Henry's time in Web Ops has been quite comfortable. Removed from all the ties that bound, he is happily keeping C's seat warm while she is on vacation. We're even teaching him a bit of coding. Tougher to design with flippers, it turns out then code. Go Figure. But mostly he just hums wee penguin tunes. His bag is packed and whenever he gets rescued, he's ready.

But we are happy to keep him until such time as that arises.




why hello. who are you?




we promise to take good care of him


really good care.