HAPPY EFFING MONDAY KIDS!!

This is me. Right now.

NEW OFFICE NICKNAME: BUNNY

In honor of the naming I present the best face time a bunny's ever gotten on the big screen. Also the kind of bunny I aim to be.

HALT.

In EVERY dealership in Germany!! That's my girl! I think a trip may be in order, non?


oh officer, you need my number?

WATCH THIS NOW!!!

HOLY HOTNESS BATMAN

Guess who stars as Madame Motorcycle in the ads for VW's latest offering? None other than our Sparkles of course! The internet has this to say:

"Over cocktails and finger food that evening, we were given a sneak preview...which involved a hot female motorcycle cop pulling over a handsome Scirocco driver for a closer look at the car...Getting pulled over shouldn't be that difficult, particularly in crazy frog green, but the hotness of the garda involved is likely to be several notches below that of VW’s snugly attired ‘police officer’..."














take a good look - it's not here yet.