Monday, August 31, 2009

SOMEHOW APPROPRIATE

I am right back in 5th grade playing fog tag and running until I simply could not run any further, listening to this. Which is exactly where I would like to be this morning - away from the heat, the crazy fires eating up Los Angeles, and a host of other obligations. Like work.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

AS YET UNTITLED


welcome, we're varnishing tonight




that's 29 stacked back there, with some other older stuff




the above hot mess, is the makings of more new work


before the varnishing I take digi photos to get final placement right


it's all hands on deck

IT'S REALLY NASTY HOT

...outside today. So I am playing on the internet and checking in on lots of things that are overdue for a checking. The song makes me laugh and I love her wee frenchie accent. I am all about B/W these days and thinking that may be the inspiration for something new from the wee studio.

In fact, in an obtuse way, this reminds me of my studio work, if it were digital (not hand assembled) and in motion (instead of being finite and trapped under layers of varnish). I've been playing in the studio quite a bit lately. And I have never been happier that my concert plans for the evening were canceled so that I can work! WORK!


the ink/milk/wet parts as transitioners (wee word alert), have me completely enthralled.

Monday, August 24, 2009

PARTY PLANNING


Re-imagining Chinatown Interactive Exhibition / look closely for wee and dix!

*at Fifth Floor Gallery

Friday, August 21, 2009

THE FINAL FRONTIER

If this was done in a William Shatner voice, it would be perfection. In its natural form it is the scariest thing I have seen on the internet this week. Happy Friday kids!



*Dixie keeps us well informed.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

SPYING ON THE NEIGHBORS SERIES, EPISODE 1

The Neighbors Have a New Puppy
10:05pm

Scene: (from my window)

Puppy alone in frame, pooping on the floor of the apartment. Once finished Puppy turns to sniff steamy pile of poop and excitedly scampers out of frame. (I laugh hysterically and contemplate calling Sparkles for a play by play)

Sock Feet enters frame, (I determine it is the man half of the couple), and flops into full frame via the couch. He is eating Pringles. He notices the pile to his left and dives right back into the can of Pringles. Sock Feet gets up to fetch the remote.

(without audio I can only deduce he must have said to Bare Feet (the female half), "Get the poop.")

Bare Feet enters frame with blue plastic baggie. Sock Feet opens a beer and changes channels. Bare Feet aims the plastic bag for the pile and scoops the poop. Puppy bounces into frame and chomps on blue plastic baggie. Puppy is really into this new game of tug o' war. Bare Feet swats at Puppy and holds tight to the baggie. Sock Feet turns head and waves his free hand from the couch. Puppy shakes his head.

Blue plastic baggie rips open and poop takes flight. In a twist of instamatic karma, the poop lands on the couch right next to Sock Feet. In his haste to get out of the path of incoming poop, he spills his beer and knocks over the Pringles. I fall over laughing.

When I last peeked, Sock Feet was wildly gesturing and opening his mouth like a bass while Puppy rolled in spilled beer and chips. Bare Feet was standing with the empty blue plastic baggie, right over the spot on the floor where the pile was laid. Now that last part is just not fair.

Lesson: If you spy Puppy's poop, pick it up.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

YOU CAN GET IT ALL. ON CRAIGSLIST.

ROCK MY GRANDFATHER TO DEATH! (Santa Monica)

Date: 2009-08-15, 4:59PM PDT

Hi there! How are you? I'm fine. Okay, let's get serious now. My grandfather is on his deathbed and I'm looking for some musicians who are okay with rocking him to death. He used to be a roadie for several bands including The Rolling Stones and ACDC so this is right up his alley. The gig pays $200 and the rules are simple: Rock your balls off until the old man flatlines. Obviously, no insane shit like breaking a guitar over his head or anything like that. In fact, avoid physical contact if you can. If you're interested, please let me know. Remember: We're taking a man's life with rock so if you feel even a little bit messed up about this, my advice is to keep playing whatever cupcake gigs you currently waste your potential with. Otherwise, shoot me an email. Oh yeah, no "Journey" or any of that other Karaoke bullshit.

Thanks and I'm looking forward to hearing from you!


*Oh craigslist, the joy and atrocities you bring into my life are truly priceless. Thanks for sharing Dixie!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

J.E.S.S.I.C.A.

The former Joking, Epileptic Satanist from the Spacious Instant-coffee-box recently turned Colorful Adulteress

I cannot decide what I like better; Recently turned Colorful Adulteress or Spacious Instant-Coffee-Box. Thanks crazy Facebook/Mad Libs Name quiz. I love mad libs.

xoxo, wee

Monday, August 3, 2009

ONLY ON A MONDAY

There are so many ridiculous things going on in this video. A guy in a dog suit standing on the side of the road. A guy challenging a guy in a dog suit to a break-dance fight. The guy in the dog suit being a talented dancer. I want to live in their world.



* c/o Today's Big Thing and R.

MUSICAL MONDAY CONTINUES



* absolutely in love with this

WELCOME MONDAY



* Bat for Lashes covering The Boss