LIFE'S FANTASTIC, WHEN YOU'RE PLASTIC!

I swear I had this coloring book as a kid. If only I had thought to market it on accessories, I could be Barbie already! Complete with: vintage pink corvette, house that opens down the middle, career as a professional dog walker/astronaut/lawyer/pilot/mcdonald's drive thru window girl and have newly revamped, but still definitely metro sexual (probably gay), boyfriend Ken! Damnit!

omg! this is a SuperSized Barbie Mod Ring!

weenote - does "New Ken" look like David Beckham, or is it me?