SELF FELICITATION

Norm's, where life happens.



Now, I am sorry but this in not, I repeat, not where life happens. It might be where late night bad food choices are made after the keg party, but this is not life. Merely a phase in college, which is where you live just before life happens (adult life anyway).

For those of you blessed without a Norm's (first - congratulations you are safe from major gastrointestinal distress), this is a chain of restaurants sub par to Denny's. Truly. Now you understand how life simply cannot happen here. Thank you.