IT MUST BE MONDAY

9:25am stroll into office...

Sit at desk, fire up computer. Login. Check office email. Check personal email. Yipee! A blog comment from a stranger! Stare blankly at comment. Is that French? Am I stupid? Did my brain go on vacation after the copious amounts of alcohol consumed 2 nights in a row? Is that French?

Leave desk to find water - maybe that will help.

Return to desk. Water does not help. Is that French?

S comes to desk. "You speak Portuguese?"

Oy.

* for future Mondays and other translation needs, babel fish!