THINGS THAT REMAIN A MYSTERY

1. Why does my mobile charge at different speeds? I swear it's like my own personal poltergeist. "Today? I only need a half hour. Tomorrow, that all depends on when Blake wants to play tennis." Did I mention that my phone belongs to a country club and answers to the name Babs?

2. The reasoning behind why Firefox chooses to only freak the fu*k out, crash when I am trying to:

A. Blog
B. Watch 21 Jump Street on Youtube

If anyone cares to enlighten me (or knows how to goad Babs into better behavior), that would be awesome.

-wee