APTLY NAMED

"Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive." -FML

"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired." FML

"Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

*all from fmylife.com