BIOLOGICALLY OPPOSED

Recently both of my parents, independently had occasion to visit my house.

My Father walked in and whilst touring the kitchen (ha-ha) he pointed to my stove top and said, "What is all this? How do you cook with all that crap up there?" I responded that I have no counters anyway, so what did it matter that I made a David Hicks tablescape on my 6 inches of stove top?

My Mom walked in gestured at the stove and squealed, "Ohhh, I love all this!"