Thursday, June 26, 2008

WATCH YOUR HEAD

Hot damn, these re-interpretations are hilarious. I heart our government and it's stable of cough, designers.


if you find yourself on fire - run like hell, or don't, whichever is cool with us


when trapped under rubble, don't fart to lift the pieces off of yourself, it hampers rescuers


if radiated, you may find yourself freakishly tall remember to mind doorways


the best place to absorb radiation is the groin, the exposure record is 5:12, can you beat it?


behind your closet door, lies Hell, don't got there

* for more government advice, go here

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