REALLY

Um yeah. How do you write about a subject that leaves you speechless? Thanks buzzfeed for totally creeping out my Friday!

The realies (that originated in California of course), have now gone world wide. I can remember watching something about these ladies (can I really call them that?) a few years ago and wondering what would become of them. I could never have imagined this. It is Pygmalion for the 21st century. Some people's whole lives now revolve around these silent partners. I guess with the available interchangeable tongue feature, who needs a real person?

Listening to these interviews I couldn't help myself from thinking up all kinds of ridiculous pranks to play with these realies. What if she commited suicide? Or what if Mattel makes a life sized Ken? Afterall he's bound to be hotter, and much more her type - strong and silent. What if she is really a cutter or some other self injuring masochist (would her partner hysterically rush her to the ER)? I know it's wrong but I kind of just wanted to light these bitches on fire, toss them in a flaming pile and say grow up boys!